The Great Train Robbery
The "Great Train Robbery" took place
In Nineteen Twenty Four;
Three million dollars worth of stuff
Was going up the shore.
Brent Glasscock was among the thieves;
To rob that train took nerve:
The biggest shipment ever sent
By Federal Reserve.
The railroad car was full of swag,
Which all was quite high-priced;
So diamonds, gold, and silver bars
Were hi-jacked in that heist.
The thieves were caught, except for Brent,
Who took that loot, my dears;
He buried half the haul, and then
Was caught - and served four years.
That stuff is buried somewhere still,
In Midwest real estate;
If you know where Brent stashed the loot,
Let's us cooperate!